Solo Stay

Escape Artists Unite: Rediscover Your Fabulous Self at Kangaroo Ridge Retreat

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between, lend me your ears (and your overworked, overtired souls). Life has a way of pulling us in a million directions, doesn’t it? Whether you’re navigating new chapters, juggling countless responsibilities, or simply feeling lost in the daily grind, Kangaroo Ridge Retreat has concocted the escape plan you’ve been dreaming of.

Introducing the solo stay package: your ticket to remembering what life was like before it all became a blur.

Your Personal Pause Button: A World Away from Demands

Picture this: Two whole nights in a cozy hideaway where the only person demanding your attention is… well, no one. That’s right. No urgent requests, no looming deadlines, no 2 AM wake-up calls. Just you, a comfortable bed, and the blissful sound of absolutely nothing.

Nestled in the Yarra Valley, far from the chaos of everyday life, Kangaroo Ridge Retreat is serving up solitude with a side of sass. This isn’t just a getaway; it’s a “get-yourself-back” experience that’ll have you falling in love with yourself all over again.

Your Solo Sanctuary: Peace and Quiet Included

Remember those nights when you’d dream of having a moment to yourself? Well, pinch yourself, honey, because for two glorious nights, it’s all about you. Your cozy hideaway is designed for peak self-indulgence—think plush pillows, soothing views, and not a single responsibility in sight.

And the best part? The only person setting the agenda is you. Starfish pose in bed all day? Go for it!

Bubbles and Bliss

As you sashay into your retreat, you’ll be greeted by a complimentary bottle of local prosecco. Because nothing says “Here’s to me” quite like popping a cork all by yourself. Go ahead, drink straight from the bottle—there’s no one here to judge. This is your time, remember?

Nourish Your Soul (and Your Appetite)

Gone are the days of compromising on meals or cooking for others. The “Nourish-me local meals pack” is here to save the day (and your taste buds). It’s a curated selection of local goodies that’ll make you wonder why you ever settled for quick bites between tasks.

No shopping, no decisions—just you, treating yourself to the culinary equivalent of a big, warm hug. And the best part? You can eat it all in bed if you want to. Crumbs in the sheets? That’s a problem for future you.

Blooming Marvelous (and No, We Don’t Mean Your To-Do List)

Your stay comes with a bouquet of fresh, beautiful blooms. These aren’t your typical rushed purchase flowers. These joyful blooms are the real deal, brightening your day and reminding you that life can be pretty darn beautiful when you take a moment to notice.

And for those nights when you’re feeling a little… adventurous? There are optional “cheeky extras” available. Because sometimes, you need more than a simple night in to remember that “satisfaction” isn’t just about checking items off a list.

The Gift of Zen (or Something Like It)

As a parting gift, you’ll receive the Kangaroo Ridge Retreat signature candle. It’s the perfect way to keep those “I’m-a-strong-independent-person” vibes going long after you’ve left. Light it at home when you need a reminder of your fabulous solo adventure, or when life starts to feel a bit too hectic again.

Customising Your “Rediscovery of Awesome” Journey

Want to take your self-care to the next level? We offer add-ons that’ll make your inner diva sing:

• Sound healing: Because sometimes, the only vibrations you need in your life are the healing kind.
• Private yoga: Downward dog your way to inner peace (and a perky posterior).
• Massage and facial: Indulge in some expert pampering, no strings attached.

The Power of Flying Solo

In a world that often defines us by our relationships and responsibilities, Kangaroo Ridge Retreat is here to remind you that the most important relationship is the one you have with yourself. This is your chance to rediscover the “me” that got lost in the whirlwind of life.

No small talk, no compromises, no pretending to be interested in things that don’t light you up. Just you, your thoughts, and the stunning Yarra Valley surroundings. Stay in, zone out, and find your breath in blissful solitude. Or dance like no one’s watching—because no one is!

A Retreat for All Seasons (of Life)

Whether you’re winter-ing through a divorce, spring-ing back from the maternal long haul, or fall-ing into another office crisis, Kangaroo Ridge Retreat is your year-round haven. In winter, wrap yourself in a cozy blanket of self-love. In spring, witness your personal rebirth (much more enjoyable than witnessing the rebirth of your ex’s dating life on social media). Summer is perfect for outdoor meditation or skinny-dipping (in your private bath, of course). And in autumn, watch the leaves change color as you ponder all the ways you’ve changed too—for the better.

More Than a Vacation: A “Hello, Remember Me?” Reset

As Rebecca, the owner of Kangaroo Ridge Retreat, puts it: “We’re inviting you to slow down and focus on what truly matters: you. Our Solo stay is about escaping the demands of everyday life, taking a breather and reconnecting with yourself.”

Translation: It’s time to put yourself first, darling. This is your moment to shine, to remember who you are when you’re not defined by your roles and responsibilities, and to practice your victory dance for when you finally get to just be you.

Embracing Your Inner Hero

Let’s face it – life can be tough, and you’ve weathered your fair share of storms. Now it’s time to honor that strength without the weight of the world on your shoulders.

This is your chance to give your inner hero a big hug, some love, and maybe a nap. Find joy in the simple things, laugh loudly, and revel in the freedom to be unapologetically you – battle scars and all.

The Lasting Impact: Life After Kangaroo Ridge

While your solo stay might only last two nights, the effects will linger long after you’ve checked out. You’ll return to your world with a renewed appreciation for peace and quiet, a remembered ability to enjoy your own company, and possibly a slight addiction to high-quality prosecco and uninterrupted thoughts.

More importantly, you’ll carry with you the powerful reminder that you are complete, all on your own. Your worth isn’t defined by your relationships, your to-do list, or your job title. It’s simply in being you.

Your Invitation to Rediscover Your Fabulousness

This is your opportunity to give your inner hero a big hug and some love this winter and find the joy in dancing barefoot at Kangaroo Ridge Retreat. And we’d like to add: and maybe fall head over heels for yourself all over again.

So, wonderful humans of all stripes, are you ready to embark on the most important love affair of your life—the one with yourself? Pack your bags (don’t forget those comfy pajamas), leave your baggage behind (the emotional kind), and get ready for a solo adventure that’ll have you saying, “I do… love myself!”

After all, in the immortal words of RuPaul, “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?” Can we get an amen up in here? Or at least a moment of blissful solitude? We’ll take either, really.

See you real soon!

X Rebecca